Don't Call Me "Boy"

fortroughs:

albsureashell replied to your post: Wait, if all boys are circumsised— Does that…

not all boys are circumcised.

So I’m not?

uh…..have you checked?

theotherkingofspades:

albsureashell:

 

can you point to where you feel it?

..

-He gestured to his entire torso-

Alright, I’m gonna….*holds up open palms before gently placing them on his stomach*

robbstarked:

do you ever want to take a fictional character and hold them and hiss at the world “no you don’t understand this character DON’T TOUCH THEM.”

(via nfgnarufangirl)

 You lucky we’re being gentrified, else you wouldn’t belong here.

Sup.

theotherkingofspades:

albsureashell:

 

Look, mane I ain’t got tiiiime…*sighs* How do you feel? Can you slide down the wall for me and sit down? *gingerly approaches and guides his shoulders*

-He continued shaking, slowly making his way down before collapsing onto the floor in a seated position-

I—horrible.

can you point to where you feel it?

theotherkingofspades:

albsureashell:

 

*finally makes his way closer* What’s goin on? *looks over the guy* what’s happ’nin’?

-He continued to shake, finding it very hard to stay standing. Oh God, he feels nauseous-If I knew, I’d tell you.

Look, mane I ain’t got tiiiime…*sighs* How do you feel? Can you slide down the wall for me and sit down? *gingerly approaches and guides his shoulders*

ohmyfuckingnotch:

albsureashell:

 

What…….son, I’m tryna make sure she don’t endanger nobody, man. She’s fuckin dangerous when she’s drunk. This shit ain’t like havin a trip, where you’re comfortable stayin where you’re at. She’s drunk, and more than likely wants to move.

./he laughs a little, rubbing his left eye with his wrist

Thaaaaaat’s why I don’t drink.

Aight. so. *hefts the streaking Trinity over his shoulder* Do you see a penis? *stands still despite her beating her fists on his back, screaming for him to unhand her*

(Source: welcometotheislands)

theotherkingofspades:

albsureashell:

theotherkingofspades:

-He tried supporting himself against the wall, shaking and sweating-

Fuck—

*hears a noise, traipses over to investimigate* Ey, my mans! you aight?

-Who is that-

-You know what he doesn’t even care anymore-

I—

I don’t think so—

*finally makes his way closer* What’s goin on? *looks over the guy* what’s happ’nin’?

theotherkingofspades:

-He tried supporting himself against the wall, shaking and sweating-

Fuck—

*hears a noise, traipses over to investimigate* Ey, my mans! you aight?

ohmyfuckingnotch:

albsureashell:

 

*laughs, stops upon hearing Trinity meowing in the background* Alright, Trini, it’s time for you to go to bed.

Naaaah man you gotta let the inner cat come out man.

What…….son, I’m tryna make sure she don’t endanger nobody, man. She’s fuckin dangerous when she’s drunk. This shit ain’t like havin a trip, where you’re comfortable stayin where you’re at. She’s drunk, and more than likely wants to move.

(Source: welcometotheislands)

ohmyfuckingnotch:

albsureashell:

 

What….the fuck is going on? Okay, You. *sighs* You gotta….go somewhere. She just thinks she has a penis cus she drunk as fuck. Don’t be alarmed. I got this handled. But she still has a vagina. Move along, now.

Sometimes when I’m really high I think I have a penis too.

But then I remember

wait

yes I do.

*laughs, stops upon hearing Trinity meowing in the background* Alright, Trini, it’s time for you to go to bed.

(Source: welcometotheislands)

ohmyfuckingnotch:

albsureashell:

 

Trinity…..*looks at her* I think you need to go to bed.

Sudden attraction.

What….the fuck is going on? Okay, You. *sighs* You gotta….go somewhere. She just thinks she has a penis cus she drunk as fuck. Don’t be alarmed. I got this handled. But she still has a vagina. Move along, now.